Granada NICARAGUA

(3/14-4/15/09) On March 14, we flew from Panama to Managua International Airport; and, took an airport transfer van approximately 45 mins. to the colonial town of Granada. We never saw any "city" as we drove through the capital, because it is spread out style "Los Angeles" with virtually no high-rises. Any hint of a "downtown" was swept away by the last major earthquake in 1972 – one of several it is endured in its history. In fact, this small country is a geothermal ‘paradise’ centered over major tectonic plate fault lines, and more than a dozen Volcanoes, some still quite active and subject to frequent minor eruptions and the ever-present danger of a major eruption.We met up with our property manager, and he led our Van to our pre-booked rental home. Although it looked very nice from the pictures on the advertised website, we discovered upon our arrival that is was in a less-desirable and secluded neighborhood, and its open-to-the-outdoors downstairs living areas turned the home into a ‘hot house’. (Because it was open to the outdoors through the central courtyard, no air conditioning was even possible, and the two ceiling fans would do little to help). In addition, the advertised "internet access" was in actuality sharing the across-the-street neighbor’s wireless router – when you could get a signal, and when the neighbor’s children were not using up all of the available bandwidth themselves. Bottom line, we knew immediately that staying in this rental home was not going to be a very pleasant experience. Fortunately, the owner is a very reasonable and flexible fellow, who also happens to own another property in Granada, this one a Hotel/Condominium complex, with a beautiful swimming pool, complete with a "Tiki Hut" bar, ever-present friendly and helpful staff, and the camaraderie of mostly friendly/nice fellow occupants. So, with the owner’s permission, and only a modest additional rental fee, we made the switch to the 2BR 2Bath, LR/DR, kitchen, Condo (actually, the owner’s own unit, since he is back in the States at this time). Good move. Been very happy about our Stay here.

Granada itself, is a relatively small colonial town easily seen in a few hours walk, and is still ‘developing’ its tourist infrastructure. It is situated at the water’s edge of the huge Lake Nicaragua – the 2nd biggest fresh water lake in Central America – and unique in its freshwater sharks, sawtooth fish, and pre-historic gar, along with the usual Bass. Unfortunately, much of it is too polluted to make swimming safe let alone eating its fish. Much smaller than San Miguel (in Mexico), though with more restaurants, bars and ‘action’ than our first rental home in Jocotepec Mexico. Still, it’s a bit too ‘slow’ for my tastes (at least for a very long-term stay), but pleasant for a shorter visit. And, though it is just as HOT and humid as Panama City (indeed, we haven’t had a single drop of rain during our entire month’s stay, with daily highs that have hovered between 90 – 95F), nevertheless we have enjoyed far more than Panama. Why? Partly due to the smaller town versus large miami-like city of Panama, partly due to the comfortable and friendly Condo complex we wisely switched to, and partly due to more accessible eco-adventures and surrounding villages to tour.

Ever-visible from most of Granada looms the dormant Mombacho Volcano. A short ride on the locally known "Chicken" Buses for about 50cents, where you can be dropped off near the 2km dirt-road that leads to the entrance of the National Park Reserve. Then, you can either hike or take a "Tuk Tuk" 3-wheeler hooded taxi to the Park’s entrance and ticket office. The fee for the Park, includes a 45min. ride in the back of a large open truck up the long steep dirt road to the top, which passes through beautiful coffee plantations, and thick tropical trees and vegetation, where almost always you will see a family of howler monkeys up above you in the trees. Once at the top, there are 5km of hiking trails through even thicker jungles, with occasional Miradors (look-out points), with views of either Lake Nicaragua, Laguna de Apoyo (a clean and pretty volcanic lagoon), and volcanic fissures. The hike is really amazing, and you know you are truly in a tropical jungle; taking caution to avoid the real possibility of a poisonous snake or similar hazards along the way.

We also took the "Chicken" Bus to the nearby town of Masaya, which hosts a huge local Market, containing everything from clothes, to hardware, fruits and vegetables, arts and crafts, and of course ‘tipico’ food stalls. We spent several hours getting lost in the maize of aisles, before taking another Bus to even smaller towns that dot Mobacho Volcano’s hillsides. One in particular, Catarina, is renowned for its many horticultural nurseries, where folks from all over Nicaragua supposedly come to buy their garden flowers and plants. Up the winding road to the top of the town, you reach a Mirador with an amazing view over Laguna de Apoyo, where you can enjoy a lazy lunch at one of the many touristy restaurants. But watch your wallet, because in two separate visits it became evident that the restaurateurs (2 different ones) make a habit of significantly overcharging on the bill, and only after considerable argument do they finally acknowledge any ‘error’. Not to worry, just part of the local ‘charm’ .

We also spent a wonderfully pleasant day lounging and swimming at the Bearded Monkey Hostel with a private beach on the shores of the Laguna de Apoyo, complete with lounge chairs under shady tropical trees, inner tubes, plastic kayaks, diving platform, swimming platform, hammocks, etc. The Laguna is renowned to be the cleanest swimming hole in Nicaragua, and maintains a perfect temperature due to thermal volcanic vents that warm the otherwise frigid waters of this spring-fed lagoon. Surprisingly, the lagoon has no motor boats (apparently they are prohibited), and very little development despite its natural beauty. In the States, the land would be snapped up and developed in a second, and no doubt look like Lake Geneva in Wisconsin, albeit far more scenic.

Of course, our good friend Mike Shaker (of Monk’s Pub in Chicago), once again came for a visit (his 4th), this time no doubt out of a sense of ‘moral obligation’ since it was he who recommended we come to Granada. Actually, he and we, always have an amazing time when he visits. And, this time was no exception. Though Granada did not offer him the ‘dining experience’ he would have preferred, the day tours and adventures most certainly made up for that. Besides taking him back to the top of Mombacho for a repeat of our initial jungle hike, we had a blast when we all went Zip-Lining above the jungle canopy from platform to platform built high up into the top of the trees. Nancy definitely won kudos for her Tarzana antics, when she flew like a bird hanging stomach done one time, and then upside-down another. Neither Mike nor Bob could quite get up the ‘courage’ to do likewise (actually, the truth of the matter was, neither of our spines could handle hanging by a rope that way – very painful). Got some great pics, of all of us and even a short movie clip of Nancy doing her thing.

Then Mike rented a small 4-wheel SUV, and we took 2 good road trips. First, we drove north to Leon, about 2.75hrs, which is supposed to be the ‘cultural capital’ of Nicaragua, and where the University is located. Though its central colonial heart, contained some nice architecure and churches, none of us were too impressed. On top of all that, it is at a lower elevation than Granada, nearly sea level, and so is even hotter than Granada. On the day we were visiting, temperatures were about 105F. No thanks. Walked a few blocks, took a few pictures, had a nice lunch, and then it was "Hasta Luego Baby".

The other big road trip, was south about 1.75hrs to San Juan Del Sur, Nicaragua’s best pacific coast beach town. Though there is a really nice bay and beach in the center of town, we were told to avoid swimming there due to pollution. So, we just strolled the walkways, and had a pleasant seafood lunch – made pleasant mostly by the view and the company – the food was at best so-so – at worst, some fear we all might get ‘sick’. Luckily, that didn’t happen. But, still a nice day.Our other big adventure during Mike’s visit, was a drive to the nearby Masaya Volcano, reputed to be the most accessible active volcano in the world. It did not disappoint. We were able to drive our SUV all the way up to the very top of the volcanic crater, through fields of lava from eruptions past. At the top, you could climb a steep set of steps up a dirt hill, for a view right down into the crater’s smoking hole. And, smoke it did. Every few minutes, wafts of thick sulfurous fumes would spew out of the hole, sometimes so thick you couldn’t see anything else. They also warn you to only visit for no more than 20mins. due to the lung irritation from the smoke. Further warnings advise you to be prepared for quick get away, if the Volcano decides to cough up more than just smoke, which literally can and does happen not so infrequently. You are even required to park you car facing outwards for easy exit. Though we couldn’t see it in the daylight, they say at night you can pear into the crater and see the glowing lava. Either way, it was a very cool (hot?) experience!

In sum, Nicaragua is a really beautiful tropical country, with some awesome natural wonders, definitely worthy of a recommended visit. Would I consider living here? No, but it was never on our agenda, and was only visited on a lark and the recommendation of our friend Mike, when we told him we were leaving Panama earlier than expected, and needed to ‘kill time’ before we go on to Ecuador where the rainy season doesn’t end until the end of May. Now, on our own initiative, we are leaving Granada tomorrow (April 15) -- not because we didn’t enjoy our stay but because we wanted to see something new, while still ‘passing time’ waiting on our next intended longer-term destination of Ecuador).

So for our next destination, we are heading to the nearby Central American country of GUATEMALA, to live for 5 weeks in the colonial town of Antigua until May 21. From what we have read and seen from photos, Antigua appears almost to be a ‘nicer’ twin of Granada. That is to say, it is a colonial town similarly located close by to the capital of Guatemala City, once again situated at the base of a beautiful Volcano. Of course, the tropical landscape is expected to be similar. But we say ‘nicer’ twin, because Antigua has been a foreign tourist destination longer, far ahead in tourist infrastructure such as restaurants, etc. So we expect much more from it. In addition, it is at a higher elevation than Granada, so daily high temperatures are supposed to be a far more comfortable low to mid 80’sF. Should make it much more enjoyable; and, allow us to get out a lot more without melting. We are also hoping the grocery shopping will provide better and more diverse quality foods than we could find in Granada, and with any luck at better prices. (I didn’t mention, that surprisingly, despite Nicaragua being extremely poor, we found the grocery prices to be relatively expensive????).

Click Play > to see: VIDEO of Nancy Zip-Lining thru the Jungle:

(FINAL) IMPRESSIONS OF PANAMA

(2/14-3/15/09) Blood, sweat and tears. Well, actually, just the SWEAT. Panama is one hot and humid place. Of course, what should one expect from a tropical country located just a wee bit north of the Equator. And, it’s not a matter of picking a better time of year to visit/live here, because we planned our stay during the ‘dry season’, and most of the rest of the year you can count on lots of heavy rains. Of course, during dry season it also rains frequently, but usually only for short periods of time. That didn’t bother us much. But the heat, oh the heat. Very difficult to enjoy going outside during the day exploring what there is to see.

As for our explorations, well quite frankly, from our perspective Panama City and its surrounds are not all that exciting. The City itself begins to resemble Miami Beach more and more every day. The skyline across the entire bay consists of newer glass high rises. The area where our Apartment is located is pretty much in the center of the action right next to the main Cathedral and the busy commercial thoroughfare of Via Espana. There is certainly a lot of stores for shopping, though prices are very high and we don’t see much ‘value’ in buying anything. There are also many Casinos, no doubt servicing all the new (and much illicit) flow of money into Panama’s Banks ever since it became the new ‘safe haven’ after the Cayman Islands lost its status as the favored locale for offshore money in the Western Hemisphere. While Bob definitely likes access to Casinos, given his predilection for Blackjack and Poker, he found the Casinos here a bit on the ‘shady’ side for high-stakes play.

But, there were some sights worth visiting. Of course, we had to see the famous Canal, and so we went to the visitor’s center located at the largest and most important of the Locks known as Miraflores. Was interesting to watch the Super Cargo Ships slowly make their way through the Canal and into the Lock, and then be lowered into the next section. The Panamanians definitely have a good thing going, charging fees up to $250,000 for the largest container ships to pass through the Canal, payable in cash 48hrs in advance. Nice gig. Wish I had thought of that. Also went to see the Parque Natural Metropolitano, which is a Tropical Rain Forest actually located within city limits on the northern edge of the city. Not the most diverse or exciting Rain Forest, but notable for its ease of access to city dwellers. More exciting, was our visit to the Summit Botanical Gardens and Zoo which is actually apart of the another larger Tropical Rain Forest called Parque Nacional Soberania, located about an hour’s bus ride outside the City. Here, you really got the feel of a tropical jungle, with a good diversity of plants, flowers, and wildlife – and, not just the few caged animals they kept in their modest so-called ‘zoo’. Saw many different species of tropical birds, along with a Sloth, and the screams of Howler Monkeys in the surrounding jungle.

Other sights of interest visited in city, were the old historic section called Casco Viejo, which is also where the President of Panama maintains his official residential ‘palace’. The Causeway, which is a stretch of man-made land that interconnects three separate offshore islands, to create both a vehicular and pedestrian parkway of 5km length, where some upscale restaurants and Harbors are located. But, for a real day-trip ‘getaway’, we took a 45min. Ferry to the nearby Panamanian island, Isla Taboga, also known as the Isle of Flowers (Flores) for obvious reasons. (FYI – this is "TabogA not to be confused with the more well-known TobagO of the sovereign nation of Trinidad & Tobago). They have some really beautiful colonial homes and newer modern very expensive oceanfront homes, in a maze of cobblestone narrow streets to explore. There are just 3 or 4 Hotels for those desiring to stay overnight, and a similar number of good eateries specializing in the locally caught fish and other seafood, plus a very nice beach.

While the country of Panama most certainly offers some amazing sights and activities, especially of the eco-adventure kind – scuba diving, deeper jungle and river tours of more distant tropical Rain and Cloud Forests located in the interior of the country, and hosts supposedly one of the most diverse variety of wildlife, birds and flora of any country in the Western Hemisphere, in our opinion that just makes for a wonderful place to visit on vacation but not as a permanent or semi-permanent place to call home. Though it is possible to ‘get away from’ the oppressive heat and humidity of the city by living in the relatively newer ‘retirement/vacation’ communities built in the highlands most notably in a small town called Boquete, the problem with that is it’s too far from any real culture, being a 6-8hr drive to the City. As for Panama City itself, where one would want to reside if at all, do to its access to at least some ‘culture’ and fine dining etc., is as previously noted to damn hot and humid (not to mention to wet most of the year), not to mention very pricey. The ‘value’ we had thought to find from our prior research, has apparently evaporated during the past 5 years, as the money has flowed into Panama and the unending construction of high-end high-rises continues unabated (wonder when their real estate ‘crash’ will inevitably occur?). In addition, public transportation is abysmal in Panama City, with no existing public rail transport, driving customs that are all but ‘suicidal’ when it’s not totally jammed during incredibly congested rush-hour traffic, and public bus transport that is privately run haphazard and disorganized. Though we have started to get the hang of traveling on the local and very cheap buses (25cents/ride) known as Diablos Rojos a/k/a Red Devils. Our Realtor, along with most tour books, warn foreigners never to ride in them. Although they are indeed frightening to use, it is really not because of fear of being targeted by criminals as some have cautioned, but because of the speed and recklessness with which they all drive. It’s really crazy, though fun to watch, not to mention hear – they are all actually old school buses that have been repainted with wild colors, graffiti, and other wild decorations (inside and out), but also with loud horns, sirens, and tall dual pipe Mufflers in the rear that create deafening thunder. And riding them, makes one really feel a part of the locale culture – if you have the cajones.

So, bottom line, Panama is definitely not going to be on our list of possible homes abroad, and we decided to move on after only a month’s stay. So as for OUR NEXT DESTINATION, which comes as much of a surprise to us as it no doubt will to our friends and family: NICARAGUA. More specifically, Granada Nicaragua, a colonial town located about 45 min. drive from the Capital of Managua. Our good friends, Mike & Orly Shaker had read some good things about it recently and mentioned it to us. Though initially very skeptical, I looked into it and discovered that they were on to something. Contrary to popular belief (by USA folks), Nicaragua resolved it’s civil war quite some time ago and has recently been investing in infrastructure and raising its standard of living. Several well-known USA magazines and newspapers have recently provided good reviews of Nicaragua. Even well-respected (and conservative) Travel Writer, FROMMER, says on his website that Nicaragua is "now one of the safest and most peaceful countries in Central America." So folks, don’t be so quick to pre-judge! Admittedly, however, we still don’t expect Nicaragua to make our list of possible new homesites abroad because the climate is too similar to Panama’s heat and humidity. Nevertheless, it was time to leave Panama and too early to head to a intended next longer-term destination in Quito and Cuenca Ecuador (rainy season there doesn’t end until end of May). So, we chose Nicaragua due to its close proximity to save on travel expense, and because we were able to find a very good value in a beautiful rental home located in the center of old section of beautiful colonial Granada. We also hear that in general it is VERY cheap to live here. So what the hell, we’re gonna give it a whirl – at least for a month. We’ve got a short flight booked from Panama City to Managua this coming Saturday, March 14; and, currently have our new home rented in Granada through April 15. Since it will still be too early to go to Ecuador, we’re not sure what we’ll do between 4/15 – 5/31. Possibly stay longer in Nicaragua or move on – time will tell. So long from Panama – next entry from Granada.

OUR ANXIETY RIDDEN ARRIVAL IN PANAMA

(2/14-3/15/09) A week or two prior to departing Buenos Aires, we began researching places to stay in our next destination of Panama City (Panama). We quickly discovered that it was no easy task. Comparable residences as we had become accustomed to on our journey (2-3BR, 2-3Ba, LR, DR, well-equipped kitchen, Cable TV, Internet, etc.), were very expensive (most asking $2000 – 2800/mo), and really not a large supply of short-term rentals available. Many emails were sent, attempting to obtain discounts from the owners/agents, but most were rejected without any willingness to negotiate. Having already booked our non-refundable Air Tickets from Santiago Chile to Panama City, naturally we became more and more concerned we would have no place to stay. Even a day before departure, we still had no reasonable prospect so we began scouting both cheap hotels (even moderate-quality hotels were close to $100/night – far over our budget) and even B&B’s. But, were we to stay in either of those, it would be cramped (particularly with the amount of luggage we still have – 4 carrier-sized bags plus smaller bags), no laundry facilities and little if any room to spread and relax in privacy. Uggh. Nervously, we even began facing the prospect we might not be able to stay in Panama, and would have to find a connection to another possible locale – but future ideas (such as our next main intended destination in Quito Ecuador were not yet "seasonally" ready – i.e. still rainy season). As we were leaving Buenos Aires, one Panama apartment lead began to look possible. The Realtor emailed reply that owner was "reasonable and flexible" and that my discounted offer would probably be accepted. Supposedly, the owner originally was asking $1900/mo (though we never actually saw that Ad, as the Realtor had referred me to this apartment after I contacted them about another that was already rented; and, she only showed me some pics. with a brief description of amenities, and no mention of price). Skip past "Bus Ride from Hell" to arrival in Mendoza.

From our Hotel in Mendoza, I received email that my offer of $1500/mo had been rejected by owner (despite Realtor’s initial optimism), and that he wanted $55.55/day. (Unless they were using some strange math I don’t understand, I calculated that the owner was asking only $1666.50/30days). Still attempting in good-faith to obtain a good deal, while also offering something of ‘value’ to the owner, I countered with $50/day but offered to rent from him for 10wks (2 ½ mos). Again, the Realtor replied optimistically, that she thought my offer was a good one and the owner would likely accept. Wrong again. After arriving in Valparaiso Chile with only 3 days to go before our flight to Panama, the Realtor wrote back with the owner’s answer – again, he rejected our reasonable offer, and the Realtor again stated "the owner says the rent is $55.55/day and his rental rate stands!" So, we decided we better take the deal, but didn’t want to do it for more than a month at that rate (above our budget still), and hope later after we arrived in Panama we would find other alternatives and/or move on to a new destination then. So, I emailed back that I accept the owner’s asking price of $55.55/day and would rent for 31 days from our arrival on Feb. 11 thru March 14. Next day, Realtor replied that owner had accepted. Now, we emailed Realtor about arrangements to meet, pay our rent in cash in person upon arrival and obtain keys. Realtor courteously offered to pick us up at the airport, and said all was good, and she would send separate photo of herself by another email. First I didn’t receive it, then it came at 6pm night before our departure, just before getting ready to go out for dinner. Took showers, got dressed, and we were about to walk out the door of our B&B for our final dinner in Chile, and I checked my email one last time. Lo and behold another email from the Realtor. She says Owner has changed his mind, the rent is too low (even though this was his asking rent as had been repeatedly communicated to us!), and now we are told for the first time there is supposedly a partner, who hadn’t been consulted and he wants to use the apartment himself for next 20 days anyway. So much for the supposed "reasonable and flexible owner" the Realtor had originally described! Of course, I went ballistic, relying on my only "weapon" – threat of lawsuit against both Realtor and owner(s). I stated, that clearly there had been an express agreement to rent the apartment, at an agreed upon price for an agreed upon term, as plainly evidenced by the emails. I demanded they proceed as agreed, or we would hold them accountable for any additional expenses and inconvenience, etc.; and, expected them to meet us at the airport as previously agreed. No reply from them that evening or before we left the B&B early next morning.

Meanwhile, not previously mentioned, to add to our "anxiety" in traveling to Panama, we had other potential ‘problems’ on the horizon. When we booked our flight to Panama on the Panamanian national airline (Copa), in researching the fares the cheapest flight to Panama was US$650/pp, but we found another fare to Dominican Republic with a stopover in Panama City for only $500/pp. Naturally, with some trepidation about potential problems with luggage and immigration into Panama, we booked the flight to Dominican with the intention of simply not using the connecting flight to Dominican. But, we would have to deal with the issue of persuading the airline folks to check our bags only through to Panama. In addition, doing some research on immigration/visa entry requirements to Panama, we found that Panama is surprisingly strict (even with their long-time friend/benefactor of USA citizens). They only permit a 30-day Stay; with a discretionary extension of another 30-60days upon application after you arrive. In addition, they require all foreign citizens to show a return ticket for departure from Panama – they don’t want folks overstaying their visa! Well, we had no return flight, as we never plan that far ahead and don't know how long we will be in Panama, or for sure where we will go next. (I thought maybe now the connecting flight coupon might be useful if needed, to show the Panamanian authorities, and that we would use it to fly out at a later date).

Yet another "anxiety". Researching entry requirements into Chile, we discovered that the Chilean authorities were supposedly now imposing a retaliatory entry fee on USA citizens and some other countries (because we are imposing such a fee on our foreign visitors – part of the post-911 nonsense). So, the internet information was that they would charge USA citizens entering Chile a whopping $100/per person entry fee! Kind of steep price to pay for our visit for a measly 3 days. But then a ‘ray of hope’ in the travel blog information was found. Some folks said that if you entered Chile by Bus rather than arriving at the international airport, the fee would not be charged at the border. The 'good news’ was short-lived, however, when another Blog writer said that was true …. BUT, then if you leave by air flight the Immigration folks on departure at the airport will see that your Passport/Visa didn’t have the fee receipt, and they would charge you then. Well, when we got to the Border by bus into Chile, we held our breath to see if they would charge us the fee, and the first Blog writer was correct – no fee charged.

We get to the airport after two bus transfers, dragging our luggage, and first check in at the Copa Airline desk. We show the guy our ticket only to Panama, and he asks if that is our destination, and we answer affirmatively. But, then he looks it up on the computer, and says it shows us going to Dominican, and he wants to check our bags to Dominican. After some arguing, and his checking with a Supervisor, he finally agreed to check the luggage only to Panama. Ok, one problem solved.

Next, we proceed thru security, and directly to Chiliean Immigration Exit authorities. Nervously, we greet the Agent with friendly spanish greetings and smiles, and after the customary scanning and computer check of our Passports, stamp stamp stamp; "Gracias"; and, we quickly scurry away from his desk and towards the departure gates. NO EXIT FEE! Whoopee. Another problem averted.

Now, as we wait in the departure area for our flight, I turn on my Laptop computer to see if Wi-Fi is available, and I find access. I check my emails, and there is finally a reply from the Realtor (actually, now the head of the company, who says she is now taking over our dealings). After trying to distort the historical facts of our prior negotiations, she says the owner is now going to rent the apartment to us after all (Yup, my threat of legal action seemed to have their desired effect), BUT … now, for the first time they are demanding a Security Deposit – never even been mentioned previously – and in the exorbitant sum of $1000 (none of our prior short-term rentals, had ever required more than $500 Sec. Dep). Further, she says that their Driver picking us up at the Airport, will bring us directly to their Real Estate Office, where we will be required to sign a formal "Contract" in Spanish. Yah, right. No way! After all that has gone on in our dealings, we are supposed to trust them to put the correct terms in a Spanish contract. (And, after all the ‘terms’ that had been agreed to, were simply the rental rate and length of stay – not even the Sec. Dep. that was now being demanded post-hoc). We don’t respond, preferring to deal with the situation upon our arrival.

After a long day of bus rides and plane flights, that began at 7am, we arrive in Panama at 6pm. We get to the Panamanian Immigration Desk, and with baited-breath await our fate. Will we be admitted, or will they send us packing? Again, stamp stamp stamp, we’re in. No inquiry about our return flight info. Whew. Ok, now it’s on to the real problem to tackle – our rental apartment.

The Driver is there to meet us at the airport, and we’re on our way to the real estate office. When we get there, neither the original agent I had been communicating with nor the Owner of the company who had said she was ‘taking over’ were there. Instead to very young ladies who said they were assistants, were there to deal with the situation. They bring in the documents. First, they now want me to fill out a Credit/Rental Application, complete with SSN #, financial info., etc. I tell them "absolutely NOT", since we already had an Agreement and rented the apartment; and, I am paying Cash in advance for the rent (and Visa for Sec. Dep., as they had asked). I fill in only basic info on address in Dallas etc. Then, they plunk down a multi-page Contract in Spanish, along with a supposed separate "English Translation". We say we are willing to sign the English version (assuming it is accurate – haven’t looked at it yet). The Assistants say the English version is only "informal" and not for signing. I start to look it over. It is gibberish in many areas – not even making sense in English; and in other terms is simply erroneous (e.g. the rental rate is stated as US $722,000!). Well, I start to make a few corrections to the English version, and would be willing sign that, even though we continue to insist it is all so unnecessary, and that the Email exchanges provide ample documentation of the terms. Also, we point out that the apartment owners are USA citizens (we had previously learned they were Ukrainian Russians living in New York – uh oh, from what I’ve heard/read Ukrainians can be some ‘tough cookies’). They call the Real Estate Co. Pres. On the Cell phone, and she insists we must sign the Spanish Contract. After a long day's travel and with the time is now going on 8:30pm, and we still have no place to stay. Trying to reach a compromise, I say what if we sign both the Spanish and English. Again, the answer is "no". Of course, there is no way we can sign the Spanish Contract; can’t trust it’s accuracy, can’t trust the people, it would be crazy! The Assistants, who are genuinely sorry about the situation, apologize and say there is nothing more they can do. They’ll be happy to take us to a Hotel. We ask to talk directly the Real Estate Pres. On her cell phone. They call her again, and she says to them that we can call the apartment owner directly, and whatever he agrees to is fine. So, they get him on the Speaker phone, and in his russian-accented english, he tells the Assistant he doesn’t want to speak directly to us, that is what he has Brokers for, and then complains how the agreed upon rental price is "ridiculous" and he is only reluctantly agreeing to rent the apartment now as a ‘favor to the Real Estate Agent". Bob butts in over the speaker phone, and says "Hey, my friend, the rental rate that was agreed to was what he had asked for; and, that if he doesn’t rent to us it’s going to cost everyone a lot of time and money. Let’s work it out". He says over the speaker phone, I’m not going to talk to them, I’m hanging up; and, he does. Then he calls back; and, says get me off speaker, talks to the agent (where hear some loud voice). She hangs up, and not surprisingly says the owner does not want to rent to you.

Meantime, the Pres. Calls back on cell phone, she tells us we can just sign a simple English "letter’ of agreement with the simple terms. (Great, that’s what I was saying all along). But, we don’t know if she has heard the owner's latest tirade that isn't goingt to rent to us at all now. We just tell the Assistants get the letter written; Bob helps write it on the word processor. We want to just get out of the Office and over to the apartment, get the keys, and hope owner doesn’t stop us before we’re in. Another ½ hr goes by, many versions, and calls with Pres. And the owner keeps calling the Office too. Apparently, cooler heads prevailed, and apparently now the Owner is on board. Finally finished we sign; drive to the nearby Citibank ATM to get the cash; and, then on to the apartment. We arrive, looks good (just like photos) – no complaint there. But, now half past 9pm, the Assistants have to go over a 5-page single-line Checklist, of ALL the stuff in the apartment and the conditions, and have us sign off. This takes another hour. How ‘fricken’ ridiculous – what a hassle this has been. Finally, we get them out; and, have a drink of wine and go to bed. MAJOR CATASTROPHE AVERTED -- we have a (good) place to stay in Panama (at least for a month).

We are in fact quite happy with the apartment (of course, that was never an issue) – it is 2BR, 3BA, + study, large combo LR/DR, large modern equipped Kitchen with bar counter, covered outdoor terrace/deck with fabulous view of city and partial view of ocean; and, locale right in the heart of central business/banking/restaurant/ of the city. SEE ATTACHED PHOTOS.

Otherwise, we haven’t had much opportunity in past couple of days since we arrived to see much of City, beyond walks in multiple directions around the ‘neighborhood’, to see what is in the area in walking distance in terms of shopping, restaurants, etc. One initial first ‘impression’ – it is incredibly hot and humid here during the day (you really can’t walk more than a short distance in this heat). And, getting around will be a little more difficult – no real safe public transportation is available. You must take taxis to get anywhere beyond your immediate residential neighborhood. But, we hear they are at least fairly inexpensive – we’ll see.

More on Panama in a week or so, after we have gotten around a bit.